You’d probably think I was joking of I told you I have $50 worth of these stashed away in a secret place in my house, huh?
Dude, they have to last me all year. If I told Tom where they are (or, you know, shared) I may run the risk of running out, and then what would I pop in my mouth right before I took a sip of hot black coffee?
(The link above is to one of my favorite blogs, even though I rarely eat candy anymore, because of my wussy teeth. (Eggs don’t count, they are eggs. Eggs = Healthy.) Click over and waste your kid’s naptime like I do every day.