Welcome. I am your gentle host, a soon to be college graduate with (though it may not be very apparent) a degree in Creative Writing. I am a mom to a little girl who is too smart for her own good. I am the soon to be wife of the Tom Cruise to my Nicole Kidman the Brad Pitt to my Jennifer Aniston the Sonny to my Cher, the man who puts up with my sloppy ways, the father to my beautiful heathen, the Shakespeare quoting, World of Warcraft playing, bacon obsessed man of my dreams.In reality, this post will likely go the way of the furby (WTF furbies? When did you go from “I will stand outside at 3 AM on the day after Thanksgiving just to have one” to “Remember furbies? *shudder* “) as soon I get some real writing in here. Did you follow that segway? If so, stick around. I may need you in my corner.