Wed 2 Apr 2008
Can a vagina drive a bus?
Posted by Ivory under Ella, Motherhood
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Since Ella was traumatized by the weeks and weeks of constipation, she has totally given up on potty training, & we are back to full time diaper changes. And oh the diapers. If I’ve ever heard a solid argument for being childless, it is the prospect of never changing a poopy diaper before you’ve had your morning coffee. I’m trying not to push Ella towards potty training, but I’m so sick of diapers, especially since Ella is fighting during them now and a poo covered foot coming at my face is just not my idea of fun. To make it a tiny bit more bearable, we’ve started asking Ella to name the parts of her body that we are cleaning, and she has fallen in love with the word “vagina”.
“Mama has ‘agina, Alice ‘agina, Ella ‘agina! Yayyyyy ‘aginas!”
Which is all well and good while getting a diaper change, or taking a bath, but it’s when we are in the grocery store and Ella suddenly realizes that “Daddy no ‘agina?! Where’s Daddy’s ‘agina?! Mama! Mama! Listen, Ella ‘agina, Alice ‘agina’ Mama ‘agina, where Daddy ‘agina? Where’d it gooooo?” that I start to wonder if I am cut out for this gig.
I’m surprised it took two years for Ella to pick up the word, since one of my favorite moments from the first year of Ella’s life was reading the monologue “I was there in the room“(video not of me) for a production of the Vagina Monologues when she was 3 months old. I remember watching her in the wings of the stage in a friends arms, knowing that she will grow up in a home where being a girl wasn’t second best. Where she will know that she is capable of anything. Where the word ‘vagina’ won’t be shameful, because if we can’t even say the name of the body part, how can we begin to address the violence done to it?
So? Vagina vagina vagina. Say it until it doesn’t sound like a word any more; until you don’t mind standing in the shampoo aisle, explaining that only girls have vaginas, and that they are a wonderful thing to have. That they are powerful, and can do anything they want to do. “Even… dwive a bus?” Yes baby, as long as it has the proper endorsements on it’s license.
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Don’t even get me started on the potty training…Felix has absolutely zero interest in it. In fact, he is content to sit in his poop-filled diaper for hours. It has never bothered him. We don’t force but subtly encourage and offer the potty like the hippy parents we are. But come on already! In France, kids start school at 3 and a preschool teacher was telling me the other day that miraculously most kids learn to go on the potty the summer before coming to school. Gosh, I hope so!
Vagina! I was terribly embarrassed by this word when I was kid so I hope if I have a girl I can raise them to be as empowered as your daughters.
One day someone did the “Left knee, right knee, weenie joke” Madigan did her version, “left elbow, right elbow, vagina”
It really makes old people bristle in the yarn isle at the craft store.
Ivory says: Am I weird that I don’t know the Left Knee, right knee, weenie joke? Left knee’s connected to the … weenie….
Simon is fighting diaper changes tooth and nail as well. I made the mistake of making up a balls and weenie song (AH KNOW – parent of the YEAR!) and he sings it all. the. time.
I am not sure how you feel about this, but Simon is really not an easy pooper, so our doctor suggested miralax. We put 1 Tbsp. (sometimes a little less) in one drink a day and it’s a miracle. Seriously. the boy is SO MUCH happier.
Ivory says: We were doing Mirilax daily, as well as mineral oil on the really rough days, but thankfully she is not fighting pooping as much anymore, and cutting out dairy, a daily fiber pill, and making sure everything she eats is fiberlicious is working. That said, the Mirilax is close at hand. It’s an ugly cycle, pooping hurting, so you don’t poop, which makes pooping hurt even worse. We’re not getting there again.
It sounds like Simon and Ella would make a nice duet. Heh.
i’ve been meaning to make a vagina post because vday is on my birthday this year about the joys and struggles of being the only vagina in the house.
hooray vaginas!!!
Oh my gosh! I guess the opposite is, “Sammy have a big penis, Daddy have a big penis, mommy have a big bottom, Abigail have a little bottom.” Then we go on to talk about girls like Mommy and Abigail having vulvas. I can’t say it’s my favorite topic, even though we discuss it at least once or twice daily.