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July 2010 (12)
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29: Year of pleasures #27 (0)
26: $2 says they pull them down within a week. (2)
22: It’s probably a good thing I’m not doing this for survival (2)
20: We put the Hip in hippie (5)
18: Year of pleasures #26 (2)
15: Backyard homestead update: Julyish (2)
13: Year of pleasures #25 (3)
12: Year of Pleasures #24 (6)
10: DITL, TLDR version. (7)
07: Tip: headphones double as earplugs. (2)
04: An argument for poetry and sparkly fingernails (3)
01: Year of pleasures #23 (5)

June 2010 (11)
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30: Not drowning but waving (8)
28: Year of pleasures, #21 and 22 (5)
21: My own little Taj Mahal (of chicken poop). (2)
18: A year of pleasures #20 (1)
17: Buckets of love, heaps of kisses. (4)
14: Grow grow grow (1)
12: Year of pleasures #18 (2)
09: Year of pleasures #17 (1)
07: I don’t think she was switched at birth… (4)
06: A year of pleasures #16 (4)
01: out of hopeful green stuff woven (4)

May 2010 (9)
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29: True story (6)
28: No more pencils, no more books… (2)
22: A year of pleasures #15 (1)
16: Year of pleasures #14 (4)
11: Year of pleasures #13 (4)
10: Year of pleasures #12 (2)
09: Wake at dawn with a winged heart* (0)
04: DITL 4/27/10 (4)
01: You make me happy, when skies are gray (3)

April 2010 (7)
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21: I’m not wishing away another minute. (5)
16: A year of pleasures, #11 (2)
10: She can’t write her name yet, so we had to settle for a verbal contract. (7)
09: A year of pleasures, #10 (3)
08: Hats hats hats (7)
06: There was really a baby in there! (15)
02: Choosing Joy (18)

March 2010 (7)
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28: Year of pleasures, #9 (2)
24: Left you hangin’ there… (5)
21: Lovin’ is what I got, I said remember that (10)
18: A year of pleasures, #8 (4)
11: A day in the life, March 9th, 2010 (6)
10: It’s been that kind of week. (6)
03: A year of pleasures, #7 (4)

February 2010 (8)
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27: They orbit me like satellites (2)
21: A year of pleasures #6 (1)
14: Like a kid loves candy and fresh snow. (4)
12: Pregnancy status: hungry (2)
09: A year of pleasures #5 (0)
05: A year of pleasures #4 (2)
04: Screwing my courage to the sticking-place (3)
01: What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?! (5)

January 2010 (8)
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29: Laundry room: now with 98% fewer spider hiding places. (1)
25: A year of pleasures, #3 (2)
21: Like a Golden Girls clip show. (2)
18: A little better, all the time. (1)
15: we’re everything brighter than even the sun (2)
14: A year of pleasures, #1 and #2 (1)
11: I’m building my nest out of twigs and silly putty. (5)
01: New year, same old me. (3)

December 2009 (11)
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31: I dare you not to dance. (4)
29: An equation so simple, even an English major could figure it out (0)
28: I can justify just about anything. (4)
23: House update: the one with the news (3)
17: Distracted (6)
14: Not shown: the paint behind the ears. (2)
09: My Bear (2)
08: My Cricket (3)
07: And everything in between. (0)
06: Make a wish… (2)
01: Tomorrow’s pocket says “Let mommy take a nap”. (3)

November 2009 (15)
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27: Not unless they throw a pony into the deal. (4)
20: DITL 11/17/09 (3)
19: It’s simple really. (2)
17: Three little birds (4)
15: 365 more days (2)
10: Please stop licking the fishtank. (4)
09: Rain rain, go away (2)
08: Day 8: In which Ella tries to cut off her hand with power tools. (0)
07: Hey, they can all share a room now. (6)
06: When I fell head first in love, I may have given myself a concussion. (13)
05: A Vagabond Song (0)
04: Little house: still dirty, but less drafty edition (4)
03: And then she says the magic words: “AAAAAAHHHHHHHH” (1)
02: Let’s blame the candy hangover. (5)
01: Well hello there, November. (1)

October 2009 (6)
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25: Five things I am thankful for: (3)
19: I think Alice is going to win. (11)
15: Mothra sounds like Martha, right? (9)
08: Little house: more like a tortoise than a hare. (1)
05: Everything matters. (4)
03: And I’ll take away your birthday too! (4)

September 2009 (8)
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30: Come along little Cricket… (1)
22: Ignore it and it will go away (3)
16: Little house update: dirty (2)
16: Next time, ask for a pony! (5)
13: Not to be read with your morning coffee. (7)
12: What, they are blue, so they could be blue prints, right? (6)
09: Two little ducks went out to play, over the hills and far away (4)
04: Nigh’night ninny. (7)

August 2009 (9)
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27: Homeschool dropout part 2 (6)
27: Homeschool dropout (1)
25: It’s not worms, or stress, but maybe it could be stressed out worms. (1)
22: The calm before the storm (3)
19: Lost and found. (13)
12: I’ve been to busy having this conversation to update. (3)
11: Say click, take a pic! (3)
06: I’m missing coffee already. (7)
04: April is a promise that May is bound to keep. (30)

July 2009 (9)
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31: Duldrums (2)
30: In a gentle way, you can shake the world (1)
27: I eat the eyeballs first. (2)
24: Muphys law says that this post will not even go through. (3)
17: Because we are joyful girls. (4)
13: But can you dance in it? (6)
09: Stir crazy (5)
06: Better than a pot of gold (3)
06: If you need me, I’ll be on the deck. (1)

June 2009 (11)
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30: Now with more suspense! (1)
29: Squashing the compulsion to make it complicated. (1)
25: The sun is out, and all I can think about is skin cancer (8)
23: Easily amused (7)
20: Just in case you missed them the first time… (0)
20: A pox upon our house! (hopefully) (5)
19: It’s okay, he never reads the blog (9)
18: All you need is love (and coffee) (3)
13: Sale sale sale! (2)
06: 893 (5)
03: DITL 6/2/09 (3)

May 2009 (12)
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30: 888 (0)
27: Written between attempts to get my children to sleep… (5)
25: One wrong turn and one lost bag is still pretty good. (3)
19: Not out the door yet… (4)
17: The dusty baseboards are mocking me. (8)
14: We’re leaving, in a minivan, we’ll be home when they are tired of feeding us. (6)
13: Just another thrilling sleep update. (1)
10: Ten reasons I love being your mama: (5)
05: It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to (7)
04: Cupholders not included. (9)
04: A catch-up post (3)
01: Allie Allie oxenfree (2)

April 2009 (15)
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29: Hypochondria is only crazy until everyone gets sick (1)
29: It’s rather mediocre not to even write anything new, actually. (2)
23: Thursday (6)
22: Who needs sleep when you have 45 colors of bias tape? (4)
19: Will shag for topsoil (4)
18: The spirit is willing, but the body is exhausted. (2)
17: As alone as a person can be with two toddlers, anyway (11)
16: Sleep is for the weak, but oh I am so weak. (8)
15: Salvation via deprivation (3)
13: Tissue dyed eggs (1)
12: Whispering “thank you”s through fence slats (0)
11: Twenty nine is still in your twenties… (1)
05: 90 days down… (1)
04: Don’t let the bed bugs bite. (5)
03: I’ll need a corset in size 2T please. (1)

March 2009 (15)
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31: Falling apart at the same rate as last week, give or take a few minutes. (8)
28: “The light within me honors the light within you” (6)
27: Puffy white clouds (3)
25: Not seen: 45 “tornados” (3)
24: It’s a cow of course. (1)
23: Dear body: I’m sorry I pissed you off, please stop breaking. (7)
21: I owe you one millllion. (1)
21: Stitched and stuffed with love. (6)
21: This is going to end badly, I just know it. (3)
19: It’s a Polka Party at Chance’s House (5)
15: I look as good as I feel (10)
11: Yay and boo and YAY and BOOOOO. (6)
09: So, enough about you, let’s talk about meeeee. (7)
04: Where in I whine and ask for favors (3)
01: 59 down… (2)

February 2009 (9)
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25: Here, I’ve done the hard work for you. (5)
22: I clean up real good. (4)
22: Burning down the house (0)
20: Structurally sound (3)
18: Wherever she may go. (1)
15: Cutie indeed. (5)
12: Cheap date (6)
07: We couldn’t find a picture of sleeping… (6)
01: Preordained (4)

January 2009 (12)
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31: Project 31, check. (3)
29: Housekeeping. (2)
26: Dear body: Get with it, or get out. (11)
24: What is a good wine pairing for rockyroad ice cream? (2)
21: Static (1)
15: In slow motion (3)
13: Because I said so! (8)
12: Home is where you hang your 25 coats. (4)
05: Transcending (5)
05: Sleeping like a baby isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. (8)
03: A quick Ella story, and a link. (7)
01: Molting (6)

December 2008 (19)
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30: Serial blog killer. (1)
28: Hey, you asked… (2)
27: And I can’t even threaten to call Santa now… (3)
25: Proof that the inability to take a good picture is genetic (3)
24: I said good EVE-ning! (1)
22: You should see my “Jingle Bell” dance… (1)
20: You’re welcome. (5)
19: All the creatures were stirring, even the mice… (4)
18: I’m dreaming, of a snowed in Christmas… (3)
17: Phone photo (3)
14: Because sick is the new black. (9)
11: Foolishness! (4)
09: Ho Ho Ho, that will be $23.99 (1)
09: Yesterday you were asleep in my arms… (4)
08: What I didn’t know I was missing. (3)
07: It’s cake day! (4)
05: Not so subtle. (2)
05: Over the river and through the woods… (1)
01: hugs (1)

November 2008 (36)
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30: NaNoBloMo (2)
29: Where the deer and the antelope play (0)
28: Baby, it’s cold outside. (3)
27: I’m even thankful for his morning breath. (3)
26: Back to big sky country (3)
25: Negatory! (0)
24: Links and installment two of “Things we didn’t really need to know about Ivory” (1)
23: Questions: the first installment (5)
23: She has her mother’s penmanship (6)
22: I’m a ‘natural’ apparently. (1)
21: This space intentionally left blank. (7)
20: Phone photo for a boring day (1)
19: Hello. (1)
18: Don’t forget to have a good time (0)
18: Catching up (1)
17: DITL 11/14/08 (1)
16: Moody McMooderson. (0)
16: Scar tissue (3)
15: I love you more than there are stars in the sky, or waves in the ocean. (0)
14: The chip in my shoulder is from the rocks they keep dropping there. (9)
14: Small victories along the way (4)
13: Echos. (2)
12: Tonight, tonight (10)
12: Win, win, win, fail. (0)
11: Feed Me! (13)
10: Ring ring, it’s Ivory, phoning it in! (1)
09: Lazy Links (1)
08: TGI… S? (2)
07: Bad mommy day. (4)
06: “How brave she felt when she was wearing it!” (5)
05: The Donkey in the Room (3)
05: Links (0)
04: It may also be the 45 tiny kitkat bars I ate for breakfast. (5)
03: “The ballot is stronger than bullets.” – Schumpeter (1)
02: No tie tai. (3)
02: Octember? (3)

October 2008 (19)
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30: Bring the wine, it’s a pity party! (2)
29: Murphy’s Baby (3)
28: Word Up! (5)
27: The days are long, the nights are longer (5)
26: Panic level yellow. (3)
25: Just another manic Saturday (1)
23: Mindful (4)
23: Tip: (3)
21: With blessings of the breasts (4)
18: Mindless Musings (3)
17: Where every leaf is a flower (2)
16: Before I forget… (5)
15: Politics and an open wound: not so different really. (3)
14: Falling on your face: Cheaper than collegen implants. (4)
14: Playing catch-up (7)
11: We glaze all day (8)
10: Because pictures make me happy. (5)
09: A running yellow lights kind of day (5)
04: Love you big. (5)

September 2008 (15)
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30: Into the wild blue yonder. (1)
25: Potential space for the NP. (1)
24: Disjointed (7)
23: Distraction (4)
21: Meme (0)
18: Last hurrah (1)
17: They weren’t THAT bad…. (9)
15: Maybe now I’ll actually fold the laundry….. Nah. (3)
13: Put your feet up (4)
09: Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, and another little llama (5)
06: Thumbs up (5)
05: Standing up. (2)
03: If not you, then who? If not now, then when? (14)
02: Sl1 k2tog psso try to keep from running away (1)
01: Via Fancy Phone (4)

August 2008 (20)
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29: And the green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around. (4)
28: 2 x 2 is chicken. (3)
27: Idle hands… make cool stuff. (5)
22: Public Service Announcement: (4)
21: Super Ella (3)
21: Jinx, you owe me a coke! (5)
19: 8-18-08 (5)
16: Like a diamond in the sky (3)
16: Suck on this. (4)
15: Birth Survey (2)
14: Vulnerable (6)
13: When your dentist has dentures, you should take it as a warning. (2)
12: Mostly beautiful, with a chance of clouds. (0)
09: And at three oclock we had to ROCK! (3)
09: Completely unnecessary update on the state of the girls’ hair. (3)
09: Point of view of a sugar high toddler. (0)
09: What’s half a year between sisters? (0)
07: Holding pattern (0)
04: The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~Jane Sellman (3)
01: Skill is making the impossible look easy. (3)

July 2008 (12)
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30: Redefine. (6)
26: My childhood dream was to have a blog. (2)
24: The greens are my favorite. (0)
21: Silver linings are often under 3ft tall. (7)
20: Clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. (2)
18: Not pregnant, just fat (4)
17: “My Nana Bev! She gave me cake!” (3)
12: On blessings in the form of books and princesses. (6)
10: Shark baby (2)
09: Bloom where you are stuck. (4)
08: Declaration (3)
03: To see the summer sky (2)

June 2008 (12)
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28: The race is on. (3)
25: It’s ALIVE! (4)
19: A memo from the boss: (4)
16: Checking in (6)
11: Dreamy Idealist indeed. (4)
11: Keep on keeping on. (1)
10: Hide and go seek (1)
09: It hurts too much to change a diaper, yet I still find a way to write in my blog… (4)
09: 6 months down, 210 more to go. (7)
06: Oy Vey (6)
03: Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word…. (4)
02: She can reach the horn, which is good. (1)

May 2008 (16)
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29: To do: Stop adding things to the “To Do” list. (3)
28: Simple gestures (2)
26: Why don’t Leap Pads come with headphone jacks? (7)
24: Autopilot (3)
19: Not drowning, waving. (8)
18: Bad moments of good days (3)
16: Make another pot of coffee (0)
14: “Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.” – Steve Allen (6)
13: Breathing: All the cool kids are doing it. (2)
11: Today (1)
09: Days off are the only time I get anything done. (4)
08: Overheard: (5)
08: But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is a day. ~Benjamin Disraeli (5)
06: You are hophophopping on my last nerve. (4)
05: Mexico throws me a birthday party every year. (4)
01: A nice long soak isn’t the same with a potty chair next to the tub. (8)

April 2008 (14)
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28: Suzie Homemaker and her trusty band of dust bunnies (8)
26: I guess it must be the flag of my disposition, out of hopeful green stuff woven. -WW (2)
25: “Good Stuff” indeed. (2)
23: Distracted (1)
17: Thou art thy mother’s glass… (7)
16: Crazy logic. (8)
16: And all she got in return was a sticker of a ferret saying”Far out!” (3)
10: Cricket at 4 months (5)
09: Things that will make you feel better at 3 am when you are awake and can’t scream in frustration: (1)
08: P-o-o-p, what’s that smell? Poop! (2)
06: Do you wanna see my… blawwwwg? (4)
04: I told them I was the Queen of Hearts, and then they all fell down. (2)
02: Can a vagina drive a bus? (7)
01: He’s the Man in the Yellow Hat, to my George. (3)

March 2008 (16)
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31: Spring is the time for growth. (1)
27: What I am working on (1)
27: Bad Mood Mom (8)
25: Mindful. (4)
23: Mahna Mahna (1)
22: “You never wore this, or this, or this. Good thing I only paid a quarter for them.” (4)
18: Bunny Rock (2)
17: Pretty is as pretty does. (12)
16: I should be making dinner. (5)
14: Top Chef is back, and making me feel inferior. (2)
11: Lazy meme (4)
09: “It’s not holy water, you know.” (4)
08: 353 (1)
06: Link Dump (3)
05: Honey, just keep on keeping on. (5)
03: Sleeping to the hum of the sewing machine (2)

February 2008 (18)
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28: Easter Miracles (8)
28: Naptime much? (1)
26: Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great. – Twain (8)
23: The one parenting tool I could not live without (other than coffee) (11)
20: As a matter of fact, Jack… (5)
18: A real page turner (4)
15: We interrupt your usual broadcasting for this very important message: (2)
14: Hey hey pretty baby (3)
12: Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for. – Nash (3)
11: Quickly, while she is napping… (10)
09: DITL Bonus (0)
09: DITL 2/8/08 (3)
08: Happy two month birthday, baby! (4)
08: Written in haste, so that I get it down before the moment passes (6)
07: The big 3-0 (2)
05: Metablogging – so thrilling it tingles. (4)
04: Overshare! (10)
01: Links and updates on many unrelated things (3)

January 2008 (22)
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31: Wheels and roots (6)
30: As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler” – Thoreau (6)
30: Reflection (2)
28: Birdy Wrap (5)
26: Homebody (6)
24: Let’s play a game… (6)
22: Waltz. (1)
22: Oh, there is the silver lining! I’ve been looking for that. (1)
21: Don’t come over, we have the plague. (0)
20: Well poop. (4)
18: Come over, we’ll have a dance party (2)
17: Miles to go before I sleep. (1)
16: Wax and wain (5)
15: And now for something completely different. (2)
15: A word on the word (4)
14: A simple reduction of feeling. (9)
10: Cherished (5)
08: Fail. (2)
07: Bonus of falling on your butt backwards: You get to watch the clouds go by. (4)
05: This post is not about poop. You’re welcome. (4)
04: Snippets (1)
02: New Years resolutions, of sorts. (6)

December 2007 (27)
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31: 2007 rocked my socks (4)
29: Tip: set your goals low and celebrate your accomplishments (2)
29: Cricket Update: 3 weeks in, and we all still have our eyes. (4)
27: Typing softly, out of the corner of my eye (3)
24: Because dentists deserve Christmas presents too… (0)
23: This is how my mind works today. (1)
22: On the longest night of the year… (2)
21: We’ll all feel better after a snack… (4)
20: I’m fancy like ketchup (2)
19: Mommy guilt (now in grape flavor) (4)
17: I’m changing her legal name to “Ohmygodstoptouchingthebabyshe’ssleeping!” (4)
16: Brain Dump (3)
15: Splitting at the seams (4)
13: The weight of the world is 34lbs (10)
11: Status report: Life is good. (6)
09: To Ella, on her birthday: (5)
09: Worth it. (30)
08: Birthing update: (7)
08: Okay, now you can panic. Quietly. (4)
07: Don’t Panic! (5)
06: Because if I didn’t post, you would assume I was in labor. (3)
05: Blip blip boom! (6)
04: A quick “Ella is napping” post (3)
04: I overcook everything, but rarely burn it. (6)
03: The ‘Estimated’ in Estimated Due Date is the redheaded stepchild of birth talk… (3)
02: stream of consciousness before coffee. (1)
01: List! (2)

November 2007 (36)
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30: Nablopomoslowkoho? (1)
30: 273 (2)
29: Oh santa (2)
28: Because it’s hard to believe they ever fit in there once they are out… (3)
27: Yeah, we’ve reached this point. (1)
26: A wave that washes upon the land (1)
25: Ready for my close up (4)
24: Stick a fork in me (2)
23: Forced Simplification (1)
22: Thank you thank you silence (1)
21: A day early, a dollar saved… (2)
20: These are not the blog you are looking for. (2)
20: Things I think about at 3:30 am (2)
19: Weightless (0)
18: It’s easy to smile, even when I am tired. (1)
17: Day 17. Past the point of no return. (2)
16: Building my nest out of empty spools of thread (2)
15: 6 years gone. (2)
14: A day in the life (3)
13: Because she raised me to be a packrat… (5)
13: Just a quick follow up: (3)
13: Ramble Ramble. (3)
12: FAIL. (4)
11: Brain dump. (3)
10: Random. (1)
09: Doncha’ you wish your diapers were cute like mine… (1)
08: Vaguely wonderful. (3)
07: As long as she doesn’t have a JLo butt, I think we are okay. (4)
06: Plant the seeds of love, and watch your garden grow. (1)
05: Next on the Hallmark channel, the gripping story of the girl who could not say no to premade scrapbooks. Or penis. (3)
04: All the cool kids are kids. (3)
04: Brag post: (2)
03: I don’t even want to think about how much money I’ve spent on things I’ve never finished. (7)
02: Bravery: now with a lovely yellow stripe down the back. (1)
02: A chill in the bones. (4)
01: November is not my favorite month, nor am I its favorite gal apparently. (2)

October 2007 (19)
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31: Give me a break, give me a break, give me that whole damn Kit Kat bar (1)
28: Patience is a virtue, but I’m not known for being virtuous. (4)
28: New Banner (0)
26: A number of strange and unrelated topics: (2)
24: Checking in (1)
22: I love me some yoga. (1)
20: M-o-m-m-y needs C-o-f-f-e-e* (4)
19: Friendly Bullets (as opposed to the shooty killy kind) (0)
18: Eat bon-bons while the baby sleeps. (3)
16: Bonus post: (3)
16: And now for something completely different (1)
13: Dear bile: I hate you. (2)
11: A photo to guilt the kid with. (2)
09: Too sick to be witty. (1)
08: And she only charges a cookie an hour. (4)
05: You were born in a seashell, I was born in outerspace. (0)
03: Why hello there… (9)
02: Panicking in tree pose. (1)
01: In which I actually show you something I made. (2)

September 2007 (12)
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27: Looking for all the pieces of the pie…. I prefer cherry. With apple and lemon meringue on top. With a slice of Boston creme on the side. Ala mode. (2)
23: I wish my thoughts were ever deliberate…. (3)
22: PSA (1)
17: list (2)
15: Absorbtion and absolution. (1)
14: The longest short list ever. (1)
09: Hey you! (1)
08: What goes around, comes around. (2)
07: Dear teeth and stomachs: you suck. (1)
06: Things I want to remember: Catching puke in my hands has never made me feel so loved. (2)
05: Birth Junkie (2)
03: “There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.”-RW Emerson (1)

August 2007 (14)
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29: Mamamojo = Any confidence I ever had in my ability to handle this mothering gig (1)
27: You wouldn’t hit a girl with glasses, would you? (7)
26: Ivory and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (5)
24: Apparently there are only 7 quirky things about me. (7)
23: Just in case I forget to tell you: Thank you. (3)
22: I take my oppertunities for slavery where I can get them. (4)
20: Eh, save your brains. Bring me toast with peanut butter. (6)
14: A pain in the pancreas (0)
12: Consider it a tip. (3)
11: Now i can’t blame the drool on her. (1)
10: Because I am tired of feeling like a whiner (0)
09: Fine, I get it, shoes are the devil. But stop gouging yourself in the eyes already. (1)
04: What do you call a Scots woman with one leg? (Eileen) (0)
01: Spoiled Brat. (1)

July 2007 (11)
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29: Ground Control to Major Tom (0)
24: Siren song (1)
21: Doncha’ wish your girlfriend was thrifty like me… (2)
19: A completely frivolous and incomplete list (1)
17: Not healed. (6)
15: Because sometimes one whiny sunburnt kid is just not enough. (2)
13: Birth was the easy part. (4)
11: Welcome little activist, welcome. (4)
09: Now with less plaque! (1)
08: You could say it’s a cause close to my.. uhh.. heart. (1)
02: On my uterus and the connecting guts. (2)

June 2007 (7)
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28: Radio silence (0)
18: I cried happy tears 72 times this week (2)
17: Going to the backyard, and we’re, goin’ to get marrrried. (0)
11: 173 (1)
05: “Dear diary, today was not so swell.” (0)
01: Monkey diaper to the rescue. (3)
01: Wedding links (0)

May 2007 (9)
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25: Baby Einstein (1)
23: Negligent (1)
18: And just to think, I signed up for another one! (0)
14: Look on the briiiight side of life (1)
13: When blue skies are grey. (1)
10: Bullshit with a bow (0)
08: Personal Statement (2)
08: Manito Gardens Wedding (2)
05: No time! Must eat cake! (0)

April 2007 (16)
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30: This is the point in time when/she must re-condense her purpose/like ink, like rain, like winter light/like foolishness and hatred/like the blood her hand first knew/as a wet patch on the staircase wall/she was feeling her way down in the dark. (1)
28: If you don’t have anything nice to say… (0)
23: Now I feel silly for using dental floss on those stitches yesterday… (1)
22: I won an Earth Day writing contest when I was 12. (0)
21: Confession: I was raised to be a wolf. (0)
19: Crafty Mc’Crafterson (3)
19: 146 (2)
18: Regret (1)
17: Life is good (0)
16: Birth Junkie (0)
14: About a baby (2)
12: T-minus one Hemingway novel (0)
10: Life>Wedding (0)
08: December is going to be an expensive month… (1)
06: Thank you lady! (0)
02: Thank you Dr. Hollick! (1)

March 2007 (11)
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30: Version 6.1′s disk drive wouldn’t open. (0)
29: Spring Cleaning (0)
28: When skies are gray… (0)
24: 133 (0)
24: A Saturday morning Haiku: (0)
22: Ella RSVP’ed “Maybe” (0)
20: Lazy List (0)
20: Jack in the box (0)
19: Pie and Dresses (0)
18: Decisions of the day: (3)
14: To Ella (0)

February 2007 (1)
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21: Test test, work jerkface… (0)

August 2003 (3)
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06: 3296 (0)
06: 3295 (0)
05: 3294 (0)

July 2003 (10)
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23: another favor (0)
17: angerball (0)
17: 3291 (0)
17: 3290 (0)
15: 3289 (0)
12: 3288 (0)
11: 3287 (0)
05: overheard (0)
02: 3285 (0)
01: 3284 (0)

June 2003 (21)
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29: camp duties: have fun. yay. (0)
28: ounce of compasion (0)
23: no plan (0)
18: true true (0)
16: i found a carebear button on the grorund. it’s the one with a clover. do i get good luck? (0)
13: i need 100 seagulls (0)
12: putting off going to work (0)
11: one of lifes questions (0)
11: and then and then and then and then and then (0)
10: rojouissance (0)
09: i know i am not so bright, but come on, this is over the top… (0)
09: so what if i paid over $400 for all of these books. (0)
08: 3271 (0)
07: my family tree is not a stump (0)
07: 3269 (0)
06: 11 months till my bday (0)
06: 3267 (0)
06: homeless.. again (0)
04: 3265 (0)
03: words of wisdom (0)
02: i was gonna go to work, but then i got high (0)

May 2003 (25)
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31: 1000 people (0)
29: 3261 (0)
29: 3260 (0)
28: singing to my self (0)
24: “nice day for a walk with the rattle snakes huh missy?” “shut up you scarry old man.” (0)
23: 3257 (0)
23: yay for little sisters! (0)
23: r.i.p harry (0)
22: 7 dollors an hour for my soul. (0)
21: EATING FOOD IN THE LIBRARY IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. EAT AND DIE. (0)
19: Though you may call it ‘love,’ the doctors call it ‘rheumatism.’ (0)
19: sometimes when you say stuff like that i wonder if you watched the dawsons creek finale. (0)
19: i’m moving to the moon (0)
17: blah blah blah (0)
15: i’m the porcupine of bad moods. (0)
14: i have a twin who is three years older than me. (0)
14: “instead of applesauce, i should make banana sauce. less chewing.” “you chew bananas?” (0)
12: remember when i used to be really cool and always had great subject lines? (0)
11: i can still celebrate mothers day you wanker (0)
10: we’re looking down on Wayne’s basement… only that isn’t Wayne’s basement. Isn’t that weird? (0)
10: found old poems in an abandoned email account… (0)
10: 3241 (0)
08: 3240 (0)
07: i’ve got everything i want and still i want more (0)
03: 3238 (0)

April 2003 (13)
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30: sewing machines and anger (0)
23: 3236 (0)
21: RAGE (0)
20: 3234 (0)
18: 3233 (0)
16: 3232 (0)
13: why couldn’t the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? because it was ARRRR rated. (0)
12: recomended site o’ the day (0)
10: was it supposed to be santa? and if so, why is stephan so angry? (0)
09: 3228 (0)
07: raising my standards for happiness. (0)
03: van-dyke brown. like dick van-dyke? weird (0)
03: 3225 (0)

March 2003 (27)
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31: spontinaity finally works out (0)
31: 3223 (0)
29: a ticket must be obtained before boarding (0)
25: 3221 (0)
23: 3220 (0)
20: war (0)
19: 3218 (0)
18: you stole my baby you biotch. (0)
18: leave me on the interstate (0)
18: i am blessed (0)
17: 3214 (0)
17: 3213 (0)
16: i wish these girls behind me would stop bickering. (0)
16: 3211 (0)
15: random quick post since i am late to meet dane (0)
14: 3209 (0)
13: i pick door number 3. (0)
12: Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes (0)
10: silly putty and nepalm, so alike, so different. (0)
10: 3205 (0)
07: the funny thing is, it was written year ago. (0)
07: the 10 oclock ramble. (0)
06: not the most sarcastic person ever. (0)
05: 3201 (0)
03: “ivory, go home. people can’t concentrate in a library where you are hacking.” (0)
03: 3199 (0)
02: 3198 (0)

February 2003 (26)
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28: this is me today (0)
28: yayayayayay (0)
27: they took all the trees and put them in tree museums (0)
25: 3194 (0)
25: 3193 (0)
24: i forgot how much i loved this song (0)
24: 3191 (0)
24: 3190 (0)
23: do you think it would work? (0)
23: 3188 (0)
23: 3187 (0)
19: yeah, i am not awake. (0)
19: wanna play mash? (0)
17: “you know what you are? your a vagina mother fucker. ” ….. “what?” (0)
14: the short version (0)
14: 3182 (0)
12: 3181 (0)
12: 3180 (0)
10: ramblings (0)
07: 3178 (0)
06: and then frank sinatra came in… (0)
05: i did draw this one (0)
04: 3175 (0)
03: what do you write in the subject line when you don’t even know what to say. (0)
03: i didn’t draw this, but i wish i had (0)
03: who left the milk out, daddy did daddy did, yuck yuck yuck (0)

January 2003 (27)
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29: *that checked out look* (0)
27: not easedropping, i swear (0)
26: 3169 (0)
24: okay, so maybe life isn’t so bad. thank you dr. akre. (0)
24: 3167 (0)
22: you may be better off not reading this, for your own sake, and mine. (0)
22: 3165 (0)
18: not really… (0)
17: because i am bored, a list. (0)
17: had to sleep with the lights on (0)
16: made 12 cookies, ate 3, the rest will be dry by the time he comes home. (0)
15: griffin (0)
15: thinking of a girl, a chicken, a summer (0)
14: change in thinking doesn’t change the facts. (0)
14: ….but mostly it’s all about pirates….and pie. (0)
14: the read-my-mind advice giver says: (0)
13: this is ivory having a break through…. (0)
12: 3154 (0)
12: good days are ..good…. (0)
11: my short skirt has nothing to do with you. (0)
10: 3151 (0)
09: tabacco company CEO’s never smoke. think about it. (0)
08: 3149 (0)
08: no, i am not drunk, just punny. or trying to be. what a wanker. (0)
07: 3147 (0)
07: i forgot to pay my bills…. (0)
04: 3145 (0)

December 2002 (10)
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13: 3144 (0)
13: iamthinkingaboutstuff (0)
13: i Do like classical music. whow. (0)
12: jump jump jump (0)
12: 3140 (0)
11: 3139 (0)
09: 3138 (0)
06: 3137 (0)
02: 3136 (0)
01: i am poorer (0)

November 2002 (6)
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25: 3134 (0)
21: BOO (0)
08: 3132 (0)
06: did i mention (0)
05: in 1988 6 deaf students made their voices heard. the silent shot heard round the world. a revolution had begun. (0)
04: whats on my mind (0)

October 2002 (11)
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31: possibly the most boring post ever. (0)
29: 3127 (0)
24: treat yourself with the kind of respect you demand from others (0)
23: take your fast car and keep on driving…. (0)
20: 3124 (0)
18: who would of thought that i would be the positive one? (0)
15: “…eating ramen at 4:30 in the morning, when we barely could survive, i was never more alive..” (0)
07: mikes hug saved me (0)
06: keshaun never shows up (0)
05: 3119 (0)
03: 3118 (0)

September 2002 (17)
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30: suprise time!!!! (0)
30: 3116 (0)
29: take all your big plans and break them (0)
28: 3114 (0)
27: 3113 (0)
27: 3112 (0)
26: 3111 (0)
25: 3110 (0)
24: 3109 (0)
22: 3108 (0)
14: 3107 (0)
13: pointless post (0)
12: 3105 (0)
11: thank you for being my superman that day (0)
11: 3103 (0)
04: 3102 (0)
02: 3101 (0)

August 2002 (22)
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25: 3100 (0)
24: 3099 (0)
18: one of my favorite songs since forever (0)
18: 3097 (0)
16: 3096 (0)
16: 3095 (0)
15: hahahaha (0)
14: 3093 (0)
14: 3092 (0)
13: it wasn’t supposed to .. something (0)
13: something like magic (0)
13: “…and i ask myself, do you care at all…” (0)
12: mumble mumble (0)
09: things will fall into place. (0)
08: do it do it (0)
08: whow (0)
07: hitch (0)
06: 3083 (0)
04: my life is frantic phone call to calm someone down. (0)
03: fiends (0)
03: 3080 (0)
01: 3079 (0)

July 2002 (27)
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31: 3078 (0)
25: 3077 (0)
25: 3076 (0)
24: 3075 (0)
18: 3074 (0)
18: since i “never post anymore” i figure i will sum up my oh so lovely life (0)
18: since most of us have these days (0)
18: 3071 (0)
17: anti… everything? (0)
15: why is is that the 15th of every month, i walk around in this daze, hoping that this last nine monthes have been a dream. (0)
14: 3068 (0)
14: 3067 (0)
14: 3066 (0)
14: 3065 (0)
14: 3064 (0)
14: not mad. not scared. just tired. so i went home. (0)
13: buy it for me! i love it! i love you! (0)
11: 3061 (0)
08: 3060 (0)
07: 3059 (0)
06: fighting for the family jewels (0)
06: fuck (0)
04: visions of grandeur trace out your future, but ask yourself how lovely it will be with no one else in it. (0)
03: 3055 (0)
03: 3054 (0)
03: 3053 (0)
02: 3052 (0)

June 2002 (41)
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30: 3051 (0)
30: 3050 (0)
29: 3049 (0)
28: don’t let me come crying to you (0)
28: 3047 (0)
28: 3046 (0)
27: calvin and hobbes like me (0)
26: “maybe i can sing.. i’ve never tryed, but hey, maybe i should!” (0)
26: “what are you thinking baby?” (0)
26: 3042 (0)
25: 3041 (0)
25: “ivory is” = google (0)
23: as much as i miss you, i miss myself more (0)
20: 3038 (0)
19: yay dufur!.. er.. something (0)
19: don’t want to swallow my own spit (0)
19: yay for 12 (0)
16: after i have made myself perfect, you’re the one i’m working on next (0)
15: since i haven’t written (0)
14: as im walking im trippin on my own feet (0)
11: 3031 (0)
09: 3030 (0)
07: the radio’s playing queen (0)
07: “lets go get ice cream” she says, and hands me my purse (0)
06: one word posts that arn’t really as cryptic as you could think (0)
05: suprise (0)
04: 3025 (0)
04: screw it (0)
03: reading psych (0)
02: 3022 (0)
02: 3021 (0)
02: everything has it’s high points, right? (0)
02: breath in, remember me this way (0)
02: “so, how long are you here for?” “uh.. 10 days or so… will you hold this string?” (0)
01: 3017 (0)
01: there we re 262 girls born with the name “princess” last year.. (0)
01: toss a coin (0)
01: “because i want some lovin’” (0)
01: the public one (0)
01: 3012 (0)
01: six degrees (0)

May 2002 (98)
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30: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (0)
30: side note to the girl tips post (0)
30: 3008 (0)
30: the key to not regreting anything is to quit doing things you know are stupid. (0)
30: “i was happy being miserable…” (0)
30: 3006 (0)
30: 3004 (0)
30: because he says none of my pics ever look like me (0)
30: i hate not sleeping (0)
29: dumb dumb dumb ivory (0)
29: “ooooooooooooooooobaby i love you ways.. every day… yeah yeah…” (0)
29: just in case you were wondering- (0)
29: whateva (0)
28: 2997 (0)
28: little while (0)
28: “i hate you i hate you i hate you””who” “no one! ARGGGGGG” (0)
28: i’m not your star, isn’t that what you said,what you thought this song ment… (0)
28: other memorable quotes from today (0)
28: 2992 (0)
28: of course i’m not crazy (0)
28: “when i was with you i forgot about everything” (0)
27: because you were curious. i’m sure (0)
27: explodingdog.com (buy me the book) (0)
27: longest survey EVER (0)
27: 2986 (0)
27: even though i asked you not to go,i am proud. (0)
27: speeding up to slow down (0)
27: i wish you, would take my radio to bathe with you, pluged in and ready to fall (0)
27: 2982 (0)
27: 2981 (0)
26: 2980 (0)
26: wildflowers (0)
26: even as it is getting lighter outside, i count the hours until night (0)
25: lost the spark (0)
25: there can only be one highlander (0)
24: “i should just be a hit man – getting rid of all these worthless wastes of skin…. ” – laura (0)
24: you know you want to… (0)
24: do you know me? (0)
23: drunkenness caught on non-film (0)
23: constantly amazed by how emotions can effect the physical body (0)
23: 2970 (0)
23: yay for books in the mail and (0)
23: new least favorite day = tuesday! (0)
23: wasting time (0)
23: *tear* i love you man (0)
22: 2965 (0)
22: you are always brilliant in the morning (0)
21: “Get your ass out of bed,” he said: “I’ll explain it on the way.” But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day… (0)
21: things i love today (and when i say love, i mean hate) (0)
21: creepy (0)
21: psychic? hope not. (0)
20: everything is displaced (0)
20: advice i would give you if i wasn’t the girl (0)
20: add smarties to the list (0)
20: 2956 (0)
20: 2955 (0)
20: shoot out the lights (0)
20: this is not some phase i’m going through (0)
20: lighting (0)
19: waiting for the sun to go down (0)
19: make a wish (0)
18: 2949 (0)
18: quit feeling sorry for yourself #2 in the cd player (0)
17: yay (0)
17: look at me acting smart (0)
17: 2945 (0)
17: list of goals, part II (0)
17: i lied (0)
16: 2942 (0)
16: colorgenics.com (0)
16: what i would give to be excited about something sure. (0)
15: beverly (0)
15: name dropper (0)
14: 2937 (0)
13: holy sh*t where is all your hair? (0)
13: quest for unconscienceness (0)
13: my pepsi goes bad may 13, 2002 (0)
12: i don’t believe in rules. (0)
12: i woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes… (0)
12: every time i hear your name it bears an uncanny resemblance to defeat (0)
11: BAH (0)
09: what happens when i stay home and have nothing to do (0)
09: i’ve got pictures to prove i was there (0)
08: lj interp (0)
08: somedays you just can’t shake somber (0)
08: cacophony of emotion (0)
08: and you don’t wanna be here in the future so you say the present’s just a pleasent interruption to the past (0)
06: When I fall down I’ll fall apart (0)
06: provalone. (0)
04: one of these days (0)
02: remind me of summer. please. (0)
02: a little more room (0)
02: (0)
01: i was here, but now i’m gone, i left me name to.. er.. nevermind. (0)
01: 2918 (0)
01: yeah, much better than the phone-a-thon (0)
01: jackie chan says “very unlikely” (0)
01: thunder and lightning (0)

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30: Wednesdays and Saturdays. (0)
30: in the words of raphael – DAMN. (0)
30: prize or price (0)
29: 2915 (0)
29: Midnight in my Mother’s Garden (0)
28: spoke to soon… (0)
28: masks that the monsters wear (0)
28: the abduction of pete the pinguin.. (0)
28: the one constant in my life- (0)
28: it’s light outside, and i am crawling back in bed (0)
28: 2888 (0)
27: 2909 (0)
27: yay for summer (0)
26: DANCE (0)
26: steriotypical (0)
26: 2907 (0)
26: 2906 (0)
24: reasonably clever (0)
24: ohhhh columbia….. (0)
23: somedays it is a good day to die, some days it is a good day for breakfast… (0)
23: even though you probably don’t want to know… (0)
23: 2903 (0)
22: 2883 (0)
22: 2902 (0)
21: anything. (0)
21: 2901 (0)
20: a good day of sleeping and laughing to much never hurt anyone. (0)
20: do it do it (0)
20: being good (0)
18: “how are you baby?” (0)
18: “you are my sunshine, my only sunshine…’ (0)
18: what about that n’sync one? (0)
18: 2897 (0)
18: ramble ramble… (0)
17: the horizon is predictable (0)
17: 2877 (0)
17: 2876 (0)
16: jewel + sarah mclachlin = Vanessa Carlton (0)
16: i am SO glad my boyfriend is poor (0)
16: got a huge compliment today (0)
16: i know i am forgetting so much… (0)
16: who ever sent me a card, i can’t get it because of this…. (0)
16: you DO love me! (0)
16: because you love me? (0)
16: “you were standing on the hood of the car, singing outloud when the sun came up” (0)
15: perfect! (0)
15: 2866 (0)
15: good things about today: (0)
15: 2864 (0)
15: (0)
15: i miss you already (0)
14: 2861 (0)
14: don’t assume you even know your own life. (0)
14: picture of the day…. (0)
14: no, i’m not worried… (0)
13: pull me up (0)
12: aaa quizes…. (0)
11: 2855 (0)
11: you should read this. (0)
11: this has to be one of the most beautiful pictures i have ever seen… (0)
11: “you look blank” (0)
11: i tryed to pic out all the pits…. (0)
11: t minus 29 hours… (0)
10: you don’t have to be alone, you don’t have to run away from me.. (0)
10: 2848 (0)
10: “and someday you will never have to worry about anything. i will not let you.” (0)
09: why do i have a feeling this will be a very long list (0)
09: heard through the walls (0)
09: and you thought it was over… (0)
09: i spoke to soon. (0)
08: “.. are you alright ivory?” *sob*”yes.” (0)
08: i’m the zany one. (0)
08: *yawn* (0)
07: you sent me cds that i can’t stay awake to (0)
07: hubert selby jr. owns me (0)
07: 2837 (0)
06: 2836 (0)
05: i feel gray (0)
04: this is what i feel like (0)
04: 2833 (0)
04: because. (0)
03: 2831 (0)
03: because i ‘never post’ (0)
02: 2829 (0)
02: 2828 (0)
01: oh my dear… (0)
01: Ain’t got no quarrels with God Ain’t got no time to grow old (0)
01: spring forward, fall back (0)
01: i swear i did not draw this (0)

March 2002 (70)
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28: domestic goddess (0)
28: oh so happy - (0)
28: 2821 (0)
27: despite the mood of my posts, i have been having a very nice week otherwise…. (0)
26: we eat sticks (0)
24: i love your non-view (0)
24: i know you do not understand. (0)
22: sometimes it is as simple as (0)
21: you make me smile. (0)
21: alive! (0)
18: lucky you (0)
18: 2812 (0)
18: rent a girl friend (0)
17: 2810 (0)
17: i won’t say this often - (0)
17: i like ours more… (0)
17: yeah, i am putting off homework (0)
17: shameless promotion… (0)
17: so there is only so many minutes you can use… unless you are sneeky like a fox (0)
16: i like traffic lights (0)
16: heavy breathing and cold air… (0)
16: 205.162.194.5 (0)
16: cause to exist (0)
16: 2800 (0)
16: for a scholorship. (0)
15: my space bar hates me, and so does my left wrist…. (0)
15: 2797 (0)
15: the way to my heart… (0)
15: off (0)
14: i should be doing homework (0)
14: just another (0)
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13: woofor pics! (0)
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12: letting go of if… getting kicked in the gut by reality… (0)
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12: stolen from paradoxicalsoul of the damn portlanders community… (0)
12: i am too tired to explain (0)
11: “and i’ll be like ‘hey eric, ya wanna take some nuddie pictures?’ and he’ll be like ‘heck yeah..’” (0)
11: 2783 (0)
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11: if you feel like i am writing it to you, you must have a guilty conscience, because it is not to anyone… (0)
11: i am you (0)
11: bte (0)
10: the saddest moment in my life was longing for the happiest. (0)
09: 2777 (0)
08: in a cussing (and also slightly rambunctious) mood. beware…. (0)
08: kind of interesting… do it!!! (0)
08: woo for this? (0)
08: *open your eyes. open your eyes. open your eyes* (0)
08: *jumping out of bed with an idea* (0)
06: i like causeing trouble. i should get pot. (0)
06: 2770 (0)
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06: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (0)
06: sometimes i am you. (0)
05: “yeah, i have a seat open if you are interested…. “ (0)
05: ticktickticktickticktickticktick(you get the idea) (0)
05: heaviness and lightning… (0)
05: cause i am a geek, and tiffany asked me about it… (0)
05: stream of not so conscienceness…. (0)
04: “do you have your university ID on you?” (0)
04: pull me out, out from this world i’ve known…. (0)
04: *ruffles through pockets* erm.. 3 dollors for a back massage? (0)
03: La-di-da, la-di-da, la la. (0)
03: jim. (0)
02: the horizon curves. (0)
01: pet peeve #2 – being told “it’s for your own good.” (0)
01: caught red handed. (0)

February 2002 (61)
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28: warning (0)
28: truth in prime time. (0)
28: 2751
28: …you act like a monkey, and smell like one too! (0)
28: even though i hate my voice… (0)
27: making art. do you want it? (0)
27: 2747 (0)
27: midnight sends me further away (0)
26: it was you. (0)
26: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0)
26: reasons i should be in a bad mood: (0)
26: GET OFF THE COMPUTER IVORY IT’S 3:40 AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY! (0)
26: no arguing. (0)
25: randomness (0)
25: google image search (0)
25: alot of things you do not care about (0)
25: i love buying random cds (0)
25: the dust bunnies enjoy donuts also (0)
24: “hey ivory, do not be dumb. ‘ “ooookkkkk” (0)
24: no tv, no radio, no rock in roll, no drive ins. (0)
24: and so the struggle goes on… (0)
24: i love BTE… (0)
24: 2731 (0)
23: 2730 (0)
23: prayer in school (0)
23: 2728 (0)
22: yay me! (0)
22: 2726 (0)
22: who are you and where did you put my insecurity? (0)
22: 2724 (0)
22: note to self: (0)
21: my 15th friend… (0)
21: lets just chase the sun.. lets make it an endless summer.. (0)
21: news of the day: (0)
21: yup. i’m stupid. (0)
20: its always something. (0)
20: 2717 (0)
20: “this decision is final an cannot be appealed.” (0)
19: every little death along the way (0)
18: master finder (0)
18: yay me for being an master loser (0)
18: don’t flatter yourself. it has nothing to do with you. (0)
18: 2711 (0)
17: ITS THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS… (0)
15: i do not love you because you are perfect. please don’t expect me to be. (0)
15: living through your letters (0)
15: HA valentines day, you can’t beat me (0)
14: “you know, if you get any more flowers, i am going to punch you.” (0)
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13: full of contempt. (0)
13: sleep (0)
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12: things i got done today: (0)
12: “look what you have made me do” (0)
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10: back when we were innocent…. (0)
10: set me on fire. (0)
01: “what have i become, my sweetest friend……” (0)

January 2002 (112)
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30: posting for postings sake - (0)
30: 2688 (0)
29: 2691 (0)
28: you bastard (0)
26: 2687 (0)
26: 2686 (0)
26: for a catoon to be this cute….. (0)
26: don’t you wish you lived in MY dorm…. (0)
25: 2683 (0)
25: 2682 (0)
25: well, only me. (0)
24: 2680 (0)
24: love hurts like a stick in the eye (0)
24: chapters (0)
24: 2677 (0)
24: 2676 (0)
24: “can i fuck up my own destiny?” and other short stories (0)
23: 2674 (0)
23: 2673 (0)
23: snow (0)
23: “..sundays were made for this, watching bond give the villan a kiss…” (0)
22: waves toss and break very far away, murmuring like a sea of leaves. (0)
22: 2666 (0)
22: 2665 (0)
22: 2664 (0)
22: 2663 (0)
22: just typing. (0)
21: “um.. could you guys turn that down.” “could you stop singing?” (0)
21: 2660 (0)
21: 2659 (0)
21: i wonder if you ever found my LJ (0)
20: 2657 (0)
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20: ish (0)
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18: “don’t you have any cute friends?” (0)
17: 2644 (0)
17: mortality (0)
17: who knows if the pics wil work… (0)
16: every day ends (0)
16: “you won’t believe what i just heard….” (0)
16: how do we sleep after being loved (0)
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16: highchicker (0)
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16: i realy hate this picture, but it is me looking like an idiot, so oh well (0)
16: breathing in, to save one another (0)
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15: to you – and if you have to ask “me?” then yes, you…… *me being cheezy….* (0)
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15: blah blah blah (0)
15: owly (0)
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14: welcome to ivorys insecurities 101, today we will discuss “ARE YOU MAD AT ME????” (0)
14: its all up to you (0)
13: “we’re just wo lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year…” (0)
13: this one was way to good not to post. (0)
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13: you are not your fucking khakis (0)
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13: go do your math freeman! (0)
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12: “it’s so nice to be home.” ” i hate the dorms, and so do you.” oh yeah…” (0)
11: 2610 (0)
11: under your skin the moon is alive (0)
11: it’s not right (0)
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10: 2606 (0)
10: hip hip (0)
10: *sigh* (0)
10: 2600 (0)
10: 2599 (0)
10: “… she has a great sence of humor” ” so she’s fat?” “WHY DOES IT MATTER???” (0)
10: 2603 (0)
10: i’m so tired, of playing, playing with this bow and arrow, gonna give my heart away, leave it to the other girls to play. (0)
10: mainly for angie, but hell. you too. (0)
09: lame post (0)
09: always there. (0)
09: little elizabeth. (0)
09: 2594 (0)
09: i just woke up. excuse me. (0)
08: yay college (0)
08: 2591 (0)
08: …because i do not think she read after i told her she sucked. (0)
07: i forget (0)
07: not a day goes by (0)
06: 2587 (0)
04: ignore me. i am rambling on 2 and a half hours of sleep. (0)
03: “.. dude, what if i were white?” (0)
03: all day long i fantasize in the dark behind other peoples eyes (0)
02: in west philidelphia, born and raised, in the play grounds where i spent most of my days… (0)
02: shut the fuck up. (0)
01: “oh shit we missed the kiss..” (0)

December 2001 (53)
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31: tall dark and handsome.. err.. something like that…. (0)
31: yet again, no kiss. (0)
31: “wanna see ‘my type?’” (0)
31: bitch (0)
29: play the piano for me. (0)
29: 2575 (0)
28: 2574 (0)
27: in the words of blindturtle… “that fucking ROCKS. “ (0)
27: i jumped the last 7 stairs and landed on my feet (0)
27: 4:54… wondering what the sunrise would look like… (0)
25: why am i always attracted to the geeky side kicks? (0)
25: no time for a cut (0)
24: i just keep on running (0)
24: 2567 (0)
23: 2566 (0)
23: if i could remember how to lj cut things, i would. but i don’t. so shut up. (0)
23: and the wind almost took me away. (0)
23: why living with your friends is fun #57 (0)
23: more to come……… (0)
22: 2561 (0)
22: 2560 (0)
22: i should of woke up earlier (0)
21: someday she’ll be okay (0)
21: i am a huge geek, cause i said “YES!” (0)
21: 2556 (0)
21: wunderfull (0)
21: note to self: (0)
20: woot (0)
20: 2552 (0)
20: 2551 (0)
20: 2550 (0)
19: “…but i don’t,so it’s okay” (0)
19: 2548 (0)
19: it doesn’t really matter (0)
19: 2546 (0)
18: reason # 183 that i do not like sleep (0)
17: why you should hate me. (0)
16: even though it’s what i hoped for, i’m not so sure it’s a good thing….. (0)
16: photo of my mom on the net, that i don’t want to lose….. (0)
16: going to portland going to portland (0)
16: Lobotomized ivory. (0)
16: the rain stopped for a minute (0)
16: at some point in my life i’m going to have it all figured out. (0)
14: WHY CAN’T THIS JUST WORK??????? (0)
13: HOME.. well, kinda. not that i really have a home, or even a car to live in now….. (0)
11: i think of ang and i singing loud 50 times in a row, the song “stay” (0)
11: i hate waking up (0)
11: 2533 (0)
10: 2532 (0)
10: you have no idea (0)
05: 2530 (0)
01: eagles. (0)
01: can we be honest now? (0)

November 2001 (32)
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25: said at my mothers funeral (0)
25: ka is destiny. (0)
25: 2524 (0)
20: there’s no easy way tosay it, though i have said it a million times. (0)
20: had a dream (0)
20: 2521 (0)
20: it make sence that it should feel his way, that my hands should shake and my heart should break (0)
19: attn marina! (0)
18: 2518 (0)
18: and so…. (0)
18: 2516 (0)
17: i am the flowers that bloom, i am in a quiet room, i am in the birds that sing. (0)
15: robert frost (0)
15: please don’t take my sunshine away (0)
14: how DARE you say you love me (0)
14: what we need here is a flash back. (0)
14: 2510 (0)
12: 2509 (0)
12: gasping (0)
08: 2507 (0)
08: 2506 (0)
06: 2505 (0)
06: 2504 (0)
04: 2503 (0)
03: 2502 (0)
03: 2501 (0)
03: i can not save you (0)
02: 2499 (0)
02: when my world seems to have no ground (0)
01: fire (0)
01: don’t get stuck (0)

October 2001 (103)
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29: 2495 (0)
28: duet (0)
28: bleck (0)
24: well dears (0)
22: *sigh* (0)
19: “oh god”, my father says, looking up at the sky for what may be the first time in many years. (0)
19: 2489 (0)
19: it’s not easy wondering if you did it enough: (0)
19: 2487 (0)
18: “hello my little sweet pea…” (0)
18: i just wanted to hear her voice. (0)
18: writing out a plan so that i realize i do have to be somewhere, not just here, staring out the windo (0)
18: i can not sleep.. (0)
17: my proof of god: (0)
17: with love from me to you (0)
17: november is lung cancer awareness month. (0)
17: deep breathes (0)
17: not okay (0)
17: i (0)
16: i wish i had a sense of smell. (0)
16: holding (0)
16: if i don’t make it, know that i loved you all along…. (0)
15: i can see the stars with my glasses on. (0)
15: found in an old journal… (0)
15: warm soup and pasta fixes me. (0)
15: blah (0)
15: what do you title a post of titles? (0)
14: loser (0)
14: desperate plea.. that works! (0)
14: giving it over to the masses (0)
14: Doghouse (0)
14: almost famous (0)
14: I like to mash snow. It gives me a tremendous sense of self-satisfaction. (0)
14: family joke….. (0)
14: i wasn’t hiding. (0)
13: Desiderata (0)
13: on nights like this it is more of a question of WHY to go to sleep. (0)
13: little icon (0)
12: st. elmos fire (0)
12: i wish he knew how to turn on a computer…… (0)
12: my horoscope by adam sandler (0)
12: hair (0)
12: i hate it when people do not listen. (0)
12: angie’s nose (0)
11: DAY! (0)
11: you want thing a ma bobs? i’ve got twenty (0)
11: weeeeeeeeeeeeee (0)
11: yeah, you (0)
10: my room mate is missing (0)
10: yummmmm (0)
10: brad and amanda (0)
10: home? (0)
10: i sat outside and wrote in my book, and watched the world revolve around me (0)
10: hey fatty (0)
10: stupid people make me cry (0)
10: feb 28th is magic (0)
10: ryan (0)
10: poem: (0)
10: what a cute nose you have… (0)
10: “hi, this is laura and ivory’s room. leave a message, unless you are landon, and then you can fuck off.” – wouldn’t that be grand (0)
10: poor bucky (0)
09: extra hole (0)
09: magic (0)
09: nics song (0)
09: the james dean complex… (0)
09: she points to the vacume and laughs. “sucks to be you.” (0)
08: i hurt HIM he says… (0)
08: like posting (0)
08: day (0)
08: cards (0)
08: sam (0)
07: smart? (0)
07: “ya, i have your number… oh. yeah, i’ve just been really busy..” (0)
07: i stomp on YOU (0)
07: welcome to my 2nd week here. (0)
07: i sometimes wonder if i will ever feel capable of loving someone that much…. (0)
07: damn paper (0)
07: war war, bad for the heart… (0)
07: sell the tires (0)
07: staceyannchin.com (0)
07: find her, ask her (0)
07: long day (0)
06: say somethig nice (0)
06: i want to be her (0)
06: are we having fun yet? (0)
06: crush (0)
06: You know the lies they always told you, and the love you never knew, whats the things they never showed you, that swallowed the light from the sun inside your room (0)
06: eak (0)
06: singing in the shower….. (0)
06: digging myself holes: a rather important post (0)
06: shit (0)
05: damn (0)
05: birthday presents are in the mail….. (0)
04: 2402 (0)
04: who says you have to have an umbrella anyways? (0)
04: day day day (0)
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02: i know i have a book with these questions in it…. (0)
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July 2001 (92)
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31: i am your voice of reason (0)
29: 2189 (0)
29: 2188 (0)
28: i swear i make these lists for my own pleasure, not for you to read them…… (0)
28: ever want to know how much a hotel room in spokane WA would run you? (0)
27: 2185 (0)
27: 2184 (0)
26: luke…………… (0)
26: 2182 (0)
25: michael parkes = my favorte artist. (0)
25: 2180 (0)
25: a friend showed me today that i am not the only one who is searching …. (0)
25: 2178 (0)
24: you still think i am cool? (0)
23: 2176 (0)
23: 2175 (0)
23: 2174 (0)
23: who says you exist at all? sometimes i do not feel real until you look at me. (0)
23: absence suits you best (0)
22: i guess oregon it is……. (0)
21: “why don’t i know any of these bands?” ” cause you listen to the radio. *scoff*” (0)
20: 2169 (0)
20: 2168 (0)
20: Start of a TOM playlist (0)
20: to me as much as anyone. (0)
20: 2165 (0)
19: this is me, making my day worth it, at least for someone else. (0)
19: 2163 (0)
19: the golden ticket. (0)
19: story of my life. (0)
19: *le sigh* (0)
19: “give me a reason to love you. “ (0)
19: 2158 (0)
18: 2157 (0)
18: 2156 (0)
18: 2155 (0)
18: 2154 (0)
18: i’d listen to it everyday. (0)
17: 2 x 2 is chicken (0)
17: 2151 (0)
17: 2150 (0)
17: it’s a bagel garage sale! (0)
17: kimberly kills (0)
16: 2147 (0)
16: 2146 (0)
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16: 2144 (0)
16: ‘so, was that post about.. you know.. that one person…???” (0)
16: 2142 (0)
15: to do tomorrow: (0)
15: 2140 (0)
15: 2139 (0)
15: this is me, watching the confusion hit (0)
14: 2137 (0)
14: I , I feel so alive, for the very first time, and I can’t deny you (0)
14: so having only christian tv has it’s perks: (0)
13: IVY (0)
13: I will try hard to be a spark of power, i will, i’ll never be your iron flower (0)
12: chance , i thought you should know: (0)
12: i don’t understand alot of things, but i do not pretend to. (0)
09: MOVE TO BREMERTON- we’ll hang out (0)
09: 2129 (0)
08: i’m not ignoring you, i’m just not caring. (0)
08: 2127 (0)
08: “day one…” (0)
07: for kels, so she can see that she’s not alone in being rightfully crazy,. (0)
07: you know, they write songs about people like us. (0)
06: 2123 (0)
06: *doesn’t care which journal it is anymore.* (0)
06: we are drunk on a beauty our eyes can not see. – g.w. russell (0)
06: tada. (0)
06: 2119 (0)
05: 2118 (0)
05: and it’s funnier that it took me 5 minutes to notice. (0)
05: 2116 (0)
05: Ivory vs. Holidays (0)
04: 2114 (0)
04: 2113 (0)
04: this is me, freeking out. (0)
03: whew (0)
03: thank you kevin (0)
03: 2109 (0)
03: 2108 (0)
03: *shakes her head and closes her eyes* (0)
02: 2106 (0)
02: stupid people think you are as stupid as they are….. (0)
02: 2104 (0)
02: you are only as sick as your lies and secrets (0)
02: it’s nice (0)
01: 2101 (0)
01: 2100 (0)
01: 2099 (0)

June 2001 (96)
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30: *realizing the cam is pointed at me as i dance like a dork…. * (0)
30: thank god for danes moms garage sale. i have a new favorite cd! (0)
30: a monk smiled at me at work today. (0)
30: what i want. (0)
30: sometimes i look up at the stars just to confirm how small i feel. (0)
30: 2093 (0)
29: 2092 (0)
29: so what’s with ivory and posting pictures of herself lately? (0)
29: i miss the things i never had. (0)
29: 2089 (0)
29: 2088 (0)
29: every body knows the world is full of stupid people. (0)
27: old mr. wester could never define what’s being said betwe.. oh. well, i guess he could. (0)
27: taking pictures of myself with the webcam (0)
27: 2084 (0)
27: bright eyes owns me. (0)
26: waking up next to dane (0)
26: playing the “hit random and then try to link back to you” game. (0)
25: 2080 (0)
25: 2079 (0)
25: 2078 (0)
24: lj interp (0)
24: 2076 (0)
24: 2075 (0)
24: start of a letter (0)
23: So, the cat drinks out of the toilet (0)
23: 2072 (0)
23: 2071 (0)
22: 2070 (0)
22: chance, i think you posted as me retard (0)
22: awsome opposium (0)
21: 3 guesses where this will take me (0)
21: 2066 (0)
19: 2065 (0)
18: belief-o-matic (0)
18: notes from my pocket (0)
18: 2062 (0)
18: The sky is grey, I think it’s gonna rain. But that’s okay, ’cause hell, i like the rain. (0)
17: artificial heart (0)
17: i came home to a dog named brandy (0)
16: 2058 (0)
16: LISA (0)
16: 2056 (0)
15: spoot,the vampire vixen from venus (0)
15: 2054 (0)
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15: 2052 (0)
15: 2051 (0)
14: this is wierd, don’t read it if you don’t know me REALLY well (0)
14: 2049 (0)
14: 2048 (0)
14: 2047 (0)
14: 2046 (0)
14: reason # 36 to go to college (0)
13: 2044 (0)
13: 2043 (0)
13: it’s not my fault your body thinks it’s pregnant (0)
13: stolen (0)
13: 2040 (0)
13: 2039 (0)
12: it’s days like today (0)
12: 2037 (0)
12: as it turns out (0)
11: 2035 (0)
11: 2034 (0)
10: alive (0)
09: 2032 (0)
09: 2031 (0)
09: 2030 (0)
09: 2029 (0)
09: 2028 (0)
09: 2027 (0)
08: 2026 (0)
08: 2025 (0)
08: 2024 (0)
07: 2023 (0)
07: making cup cakes making cup cakes lalala (0)
07: 2021 (0)
07: the thing is (0)
06: some people’s hugs are worth the wait. (0)
06: it only makes sence that it should hurt this way- that my heart should break, and my hands should shake. as if to say- you know it doesn’t matter except in the most important way. as if to say: fly away (0)
06: 2017 (0)
06: today i quit school. (0)
05: you are our sunshine. (0)
04: that song that is haunting me… so suiting (0)
04: 2013 (0)
04: 2012 (0)
04: 2011 (0)
03: I LOVE BOYS IN MAKEUP!!!!!!! (0)
03: 2009 (0)
03: could i cry anymore? (0)
02: fanny pack hits the sack (0)
01: 2006 (0)
01: no, you can not lick my heart (0)
01: 2004 (0)
01: that livejournal interpthing.. forgot about it… (0)

May 2001 (113)
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31: 2002 (0)
31: 2001 (0)
30: 2000 (0)
30: ivory, is something wrong? (0)
30: sorry officer. i have to be at school, 200 miles away in little under an hour and a half… (0)
29: josh, the safeway boy knows me (0)
28: my ‘is she crazy? it’s just a movie” post. (0)
27: i hurt (0)
26: don’t touch my butt paul (0)
25: 1993 (0)
25: 1992 (0)
24: 1991 (0)
24: 1990 (0)
24: 1989 (0)
23: 1988 (0)
23: “i think i need stitches””okay sir,where at?” *silence* “oh” (0)
22: 1986 (0)
22: lying on the bus floor i realized i wanted more than anything to stay there (0)
21: 1984 (0)
20: if i had a candy floss pillow….. (0)
18: iknow iamforgetting something (0)
18: i somehow doubt it’s worms…. (0)
18: the air crackles (0)
17: some peoples opinions do matter (0)
17: bitter bitter me (0)
17: half way there. (0)
17: 1976 (0)
17: 1975 (0)
16: to ivory:; whoever you may be (0)
16: oklahoma city bombing. (0)
16: 1972 (0)
16: when everythings going my way,i forget towatch my feet (0)
16: vagrant records owns my lame ass (0)
16: 1969 (0)
15: 1968 (0)
15: 1967 (0)
15: 1966 (0)
15: 1965 (0)
15: buy me this (0)
15: hahahah (0)
15: i just realized i feel like a dork the majority of the time. and that’s not all that bad. (0)
15: 1961 (0)
14: 1960 (0)
14: thewoman from skamania networks is wonderful (0)
14: 1958 (0)
14: 1957 (0)
14: 1956 (0)
14: ladeda (0)
14: pretty girl (0)
14: my place (0)
13: whew (0)
12: why i am mad at myself (0)
12: i have no pants! (0)
10: 1949 (0)
10: even though i am not a ‘pretty girl” (0)
10: i know someone who’s retarded cock won’t mate (0)
10: 1946 (0)
10: 111 (0)
10: 1944 (0)
10: 1943 (0)
10: i know it is wrong (0)
10: angie- (0)
10: JUST got home (0)
09: 1939 (0)
09: no dr today (0)
09: 1937 (0)
08: omg this is weird (0)
08: 1935 (0)
08: 1934 (0)
08: love (my take.) (0)
08: my dad thinks i put 9000 miles on my car in the last 2 monthes (0)
08: 1931 (0)
08: sometimes i feel like tim meadows (0)
07: playing with the web cam (0)
07: driving is soooooooooo boring (0)
07: 1927 (0)
07: 1926 (0)
07: 1925 (0)
07: come around and say you love me, hang your heart in lights above me, is that to much to ask for (0)
06: drove around for an hour today, up in the hill above stevenson. just drove and drove. wasted gas…. (0)
06: 1922 (0)
06: 1921 (0)
06: 1920 (0)
06: hello, this is me, being a girl (0)
06: look i’m awake! (0)
05: forget the man in the moon (0)
05: “i’ll see you monday night…” (0)
05: “if it makes you feel better you are the best looking dying person i know….” (0)
05: yeah b-day (0)
04: maybe today wasn’t a compleate bust. (0)
04: 1912 (0)
04: 1911 (0)
04: some days i feel like little donnie dark (0)
04: 1909 (0)
04: Love is the answer. But while you’re waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions (0)
04: 1907 (0)
04: 1906 (0)
04: tired- but not that kind of tired (0)
03: piss (0)
03: blood tests?? *gulp* (0)
03: woo for being alive (0)
03: 1901 (0)
03: i am going to write this whole thing with out mentioning being sick (0)
02: I’M SO SICK OF BEING SICK (0)
02: 1898 (0)
02: 1897 (0)
01: 1896 (0)
01: i’ve got to go pee befor i touch that ice cream man (0)
01: 1894 (0)
01: sing loudly to dround out the rest (0)
01: 1892 (0)
01: 1891 (0)
01: no one loves me. (0)

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